Wednesday, 1 January 2014

Alice Cooper gets beached


My brother's in puppy love


Singing fish


Mark Rust

Billy Jack - One Tin Soldier

Songs that sound dirty, but aren't

Mufferaw Joe
Don't give me no goose for Christmas, Granny

Hearse Song

Whenever you see a hearse go by,
Don't laugh, you might be the next to die.

They wrap you up in a big white sheet
They lower you down about 60 fee

Your body's okay for about a week
But then your bones begin to creak

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
They play pinnochle upon your snout

One little worm that's not too shy
Crawls in your ear and out your eye

Your body turns a slimy green
The sand pours in like whipping cream

Gosh, I forgot my spoon !!

Eso Pesto

Yes, I do know that the song title is "Eso Beso" (That Kiss).  This song came to mind, 'cause I'm planning on making my own pesto sauce (cheese-free, thank you very much) and I needed something to sing as I cook.

Best of Drew Carey

Good things come in three's ?? A numbers racket !!

The Rain, The Park & The Other Things - The Cowsills
Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie - Jay & The Techniques
Mr. Moon, Mr. Cupid and I - Gene Pitney
Rainbows, Pots of Gold and Moonbeams - Studebaker Hawk
Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows - Lesley Gore
Me, Myself, I - Joan Armatrading
Shake, Rattle, and Roll - Bill Haley & The Comets
Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me - Buck Owens & Roy Clark
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered - Doris Day
Me and you and a Dog Named Boo
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
You, Me and Mexico
Stop, Look and Listen
Do a little dance, make a little love, Get Down Tonight
Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady
My Blue Heaven - Fats Domino (Just Molly and me, And the baby make three)
Fun, Fun, Fun - The Beach Boys
ABC - The Jacksons
Willin' (weed, whites, and wine) - Little Feat
Shake shake shake, shake your booty
Signed, sealed, delivered

Dino, Desi, and Billy
Peter, Paul and Mary

Of course, two isn't so bad:
Push, push in the bush
Two Divided By Love - The Grass Roots

and we all know that ONE is the loneliest number