She can't find her keys .... but she's got a ton of other crap !!

Our friend has a Ford F-150, loaded to the hilt with all of the latest bells & whistles. If he uses one key, the seats/lights/mirrors/radio all adjust to his (tall) height & other preferences. With the other key, everything adjusts to his (shorter) wife's settings. However, his wife has a similarly decked-out Honda SI, so she's never gonna use the truck. He wants to reprogram the 2nd key for his son-in-law. The challenge is that, despite the gazillion dollars he paid for the truck, he has to pay more, to get the code required to change the programming. He's so p.o.'ed, he's just not gonna "friggin' well" fork it over. I just think that is too darn funny.

This makes me think of the song by Paul Petersen, "She Can't Find Her Keys",

Now, tell me... Doesn't that just summon up visions of some Valley Girl type, with a Gucci purse and very light-coloured hair?

I think the song needs to be re-written, ya think ?.....
"She pulls out a USB key, iPod, garage remote, cellphone, GPS....." ....code for her F-150 !!

We've come a long way, haven't we, since that song was written ? I suppose no one has re-issued it, because you can now also buy key finders !!