Wednesday, 1 January 2014
Hearse Song
Whenever you see a hearse go by,
Don't laugh, you might be the next to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
They lower you down about 60 fee
Your body's okay for about a week
But then your bones begin to creak
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
They play pinnochle upon your snout
One little worm that's not too shy
Crawls in your ear and out your eye
Your body turns a slimy green
The sand pours in like whipping cream
Gosh, I forgot my spoon !!
Don't laugh, you might be the next to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
They lower you down about 60 fee
Your body's okay for about a week
But then your bones begin to creak
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
They play pinnochle upon your snout
One little worm that's not too shy
Crawls in your ear and out your eye
Your body turns a slimy green
The sand pours in like whipping cream
Gosh, I forgot my spoon !!
Eso Pesto
Yes, I do know that the song title is "Eso Beso" (That Kiss). This song came to mind, 'cause I'm planning on making my own pesto sauce (cheese-free, thank you very much) and I needed something to sing as I cook.
Good things come in three's ?? A numbers racket !!
The Rain, The Park & The Other Things - The Cowsills
Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie - Jay & The Techniques
Mr. Moon, Mr. Cupid and I - Gene Pitney
Rainbows, Pots of Gold and Moonbeams - Studebaker Hawk
Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows - Lesley Gore
Me, Myself, I - Joan Armatrading
Shake, Rattle, and Roll - Bill Haley & The Comets
Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me - Buck Owens & Roy Clark
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered - Doris Day
Me and you and a Dog Named Boo
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
You, Me and Mexico
Stop, Look and Listen
Do a little dance, make a little love, Get Down Tonight
Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady
My Blue Heaven - Fats Domino (Just Molly and me, And the baby make three)
Fun, Fun, Fun - The Beach Boys
ABC - The Jacksons
Willin' (weed, whites, and wine) - Little Feat
Shake shake shake, shake your booty
Signed, sealed, delivered
Dino, Desi, and Billy
Peter, Paul and Mary
Of course, two isn't so bad:
Lennon-McCartney
Push, push in the bush
but
Two Divided By Love - The Grass Roots
and we all know that ONE is the loneliest number
Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie - Jay & The Techniques
Mr. Moon, Mr. Cupid and I - Gene Pitney
Rainbows, Pots of Gold and Moonbeams - Studebaker Hawk
Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows - Lesley Gore
Me, Myself, I - Joan Armatrading
Shake, Rattle, and Roll - Bill Haley & The Comets
Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me - Buck Owens & Roy Clark
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered - Doris Day
Me and you and a Dog Named Boo
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
You, Me and Mexico
Stop, Look and Listen
Do a little dance, make a little love, Get Down Tonight
Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady
My Blue Heaven - Fats Domino (Just Molly and me, And the baby make three)
Fun, Fun, Fun - The Beach Boys
ABC - The Jacksons
Willin' (weed, whites, and wine) - Little Feat
Shake shake shake, shake your booty
Signed, sealed, delivered
Dino, Desi, and Billy
Peter, Paul and Mary
Of course, two isn't so bad:
Lennon-McCartney
Push, push in the bush
but
Two Divided By Love - The Grass Roots
and we all know that ONE is the loneliest number
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