Funniest, Dumbest, Silliest Song Titles (Mostly Country & Western)

Here is a great list of humorous, funny, stupid, dumb and hilarious song titles. All of these were real songs. Many of the titles were created to be funny, witty, clever or at least original and attention getting. A few are more accidental in their humorous nature… All are worth at least a chuckle, and a few are worth a good laugh… You don’t know whether to applaud or groan at some of these, but you have to admit many are quite funny and even damn near brilliant! So, without further ado, here are more of the funniest song titles ever.

Why do most of these all have the underlying tone of "gloom, despair and agony on me" ?  Why do women continue to believe that their men love them more than beer, or their truck, or their dog ?

I'm thinking I could probably get some kind of government grant for researching this.  I just have to come up with some kind of creative reason.  Let's see: preservation of redneck heritage ?  Yeah, that oughta work.

I'm not sure whether it's just an urban myth, but I've heard that "if you play a Country record backwards, you dog comes back to life, you get your job back, your wife comes home, and your truck starts running just fine".

 I Hate You But You're Interesting (The Beautiful South)
Damn, The TV's Gone" (AC and the Kentucky Fox Band)
She would wear a girdle but she ain't got the guts!
Get outta the stable Mable yer' too old to horse around!
I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
She wouldn't let me kiss her on the river, so I paddled her back
I love you so fucking much I can't shit
Work Your Fingers To The Bone, What Do Ya Get? Boney Fingers.
hold my beer, while i kiss your girlfriend
If My Nose Was Running Money, I'd Blow It All On You" By Aaron Wilburn
I'm 200 Pounds of TNT, But You Laughed At My 2-Inch Fuse.
I picked a lemon from the garden of love
Im sorry I made you cry, but at least your face is clean
You broke my heart so I busted your jaw" album title by Spooky Tooth
I Don't Want Your Heart, I Want Your Liver"
I LOOKED HER OVER FROM HEAD TO TOE & SHE HAD ONE OF EACH
There's a Tear in my Beer" by Hank Williams Jr.
If My Baby Cooks As Good As She Looks - Harry Reeser & The Roving Romeos, 1926
If you see me getting smaller, it's 'cause I'm leaving you
I'm keeping your poop in a jar" by hayseed dixie
I Could Still Hear the Music in the Restroom
Redneck Aliens Stole My Baby

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I'm losing my mind, one Oz. at a time

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These aren't real either, but they're also in the spirit of the page.
Enjoy

The Top 13 Rejected C&W Song Titles


The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely
Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone
You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country,
but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab
Smells Like Team Roping
I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense
(Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator
I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You
You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It
Bacon and Eczema For Two
Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky,
Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?
The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan
My Urine is A-Burnin', and
You'd Better Believe I'm Pissed
Tearstains on My Pillow Are the
Only Wet Spots in My Bed
I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys
(And I'm a Cowboy, Too)