Hearse Song

Whenever you see a hearse go by,
Don't laugh, you might be the next to die.

They wrap you up in a big white sheet
They lower you down about 60 fee

Your body's okay for about a week
But then your bones begin to creak

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
They play pinnochle upon your snout

One little worm that's not too shy
Crawls in your ear and out your eye

Your body turns a slimy green
The sand pours in like whipping cream

Gosh, I forgot my spoon !!